I am sure all you women out there are familiar with the question, “Does this make my bum look big?” Well now guys have every reason to give you an honest answer!
This wack-job of a creation is called Winkers. A Wink is the crease between you derrière and the top of your leg! The creator, (no surprise its a male) William A. Jones from Washington, is a retiree, father of five and a grandfather of seven. The idea came to him when he was perving at some females behind. According to Reuters “He could have sworn that her jeans winked at him. He then thought that people-watching would be more interesting if their pants were adorned with eyes at the precise fold created by the motion of walking”. Jones clearly has way too much time on his hands.
This takes the meaning of battering your lashes to a new level! I can’t believe I am saying this but these Winkers make Crocs look like Haute couture.
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